My Little Cousin
Posted by mint on 12th February 2008
Today I went to my uncle’s home to visit them. my aunt had just had a baby, who is only 4 months or so. The baby , of course ,is my cousin, 20 years younger than me, sleeping, very cute and lovely. And I think he is much bigger than last time I saw him (about 2months ago).
I asked if I can hold him, my aunt permitted, and gave him to me. The first feeling is —oh, god, he is sooo~ heavy! I didn’t expect that so small a body could be so heavy, is he made of stone or something? I tried to hold him tenderly and carefully, but suddenly, without any reason, he woke up and started to cry! I was terrified and lose my mind, so I cried out “HELP~~”, and his mother took him away from me. Ironically, he stopped crying immediately.
Then we talked around. The baby seemed to be happy, so I asked to hold him again. This time, I talked to him and played with him, so everything was going on well. But a few minutes later, he began to cry again. And just at the same time, a strange smell came into my nose…I recognized something horrible happened…he SHITTED! So once again, I behaved so crazy crying out “HELP~!!!” . I was afraid that he would taint my new clothes. Luckily, he didn’t. I was released…
I think babies are very strange creature. You can never know what they are thinking, and they are temperamental and have no self-control at all. And the next time I visit them may be next year, and deeply from my heart, I wish my cousin would grow up soon, at least…control himself.
this is him

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