“There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.”
Woody Allen (1935-) American actor, comedian and director
Marriage is a chain so heavy that it takes two people to carry it - sometimes three.
Variously attributed to Alexandre Dumas (1802-1870) French writer and Alexandre Dumas (son) (1824-1879) French writer
Original: Les chaînes du mariage sont si lourdes qu’il faut être deux pour les porter; quelquefois trois.
“It is possible to be born an aristocrat without ever becoming a gentleman.”
“Life is what happens while you are making other plans.”
“Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.”
(Dr Johnson on divorce laws)
“It is a secret in the Oxford sense. You may tell it to only one person at a time.”
“There is less to him than meets the eye.”
The normal expression is “there is more to something/somebody than meets the eye”, meaning that the thing or person is deeper than surface appearances suggest.
“Arguing with a woman is like trying to fold the airmail edition of The Times in a high wind.”
The Times is a newspaper. It used to be large format (ie, it had very large pages). The airmail edition was printed on very thin, light-weight paper.
“I never read a book before reviewing it. It prejudices a man so.”
“You must come again when you have less time.”
(Walter Sickert to Denton Welch)