We all like to laugh at some time. And we all enjoy a good joke. Tell us a joke that makes you laugh.
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One soldier was running to escape from the enemy. There was no place around to hide and jumped in an well. Ater few minutes the enemy came near the well and start asking himself:
‘May be the soldier is hidding in the well or in the near forest’.
Suddenly an echo was heard from the well:
‘In the forest, in the forest, in the forest…’.
There was a couple who live in a suburban area. One night after the dinner, the husband stepped out into the backyard to have a bit of fresh air, suddenly he heard a sound “that must be an owl’s singing” so he started to whisper to the owl, the owl also whispered back to him. From then, every night after the dinner he enjoys doing that.
One day, his wife told a neighbour’s wife about her husband’s new hobby by whispering to an owl every night, the neighbour’s wife was very surprised and said “that was what my husband has been doing every night after the dinner lately”. The two husbands were just whispering to each other and there wasn’t an owl at all.
once there was a party at the begining of the food table there was a huge pile of apples with a note “take one apple, no more, God is watching you”; at the end of the same table there was a huge pile of cookies with a note “eat as much as you like, God is busy watching the apples”
Nassreddin is a famous and inteligent man in Turkey. he liwed before years years ago.
one day he escaped from his enemy. and he hidden in a sack.. a few minutes later the enmy was came beside to the sack. teh enemy kick the sack and a voıce…potato…potato
bye
a man was once burried in remote place that nobody else was ever laid to rest, how ever one day, another body was laid next to him, so he started to scrumble, to make contact with his frist neighbor, and asked these questions
1-what did they call you sir?
2- how were the things back there?
3- did they finally get a cure for Aids?
4- did the people trust one onother yet?
and many more, untill the new corpse got irritated and said shut up idiot,
January 12th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
One soldier was running to escape from the enemy. There was no place around to hide and jumped in an well. Ater few minutes the enemy came near the well and start asking himself:
‘May be the soldier is hidding in the well or in the near forest’.
Suddenly an echo was heard from the well:
‘In the forest, in the forest, in the forest…’.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:08 am
ok…Fantastic…Very nice…..
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:12 am
There was a couple who live in a suburban area. One night after the dinner, the husband stepped out into the backyard to have a bit of fresh air, suddenly he heard a sound “that must be an owl’s singing” so he started to whisper to the owl, the owl also whispered back to him. From then, every night after the dinner he enjoys doing that.
One day, his wife told a neighbour’s wife about her husband’s new hobby by whispering to an owl every night, the neighbour’s wife was very surprised and said “that was what my husband has been doing every night after the dinner lately”. The two husbands were just whispering to each other and there wasn’t an owl at all.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:17 am
once there was a party at the begining of the food table there was a huge pile of apples with a note “take one apple, no more, God is watching you”; at the end of the same table there was a huge pile of cookies with a note “eat as much as you like, God is busy watching the apples”
February 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Nassreddin is a famous and inteligent man in Turkey. he liwed before years years ago.
one day he escaped from his enemy. and he hidden in a sack.. a few minutes later the enmy was came beside to the sack. teh enemy kick the sack and a voıce…potato…potato
bye
February 14th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
wonder ful , thank you
February 17th, 2008 at 5:44 am
“If you do not marry me, I’ll die.” he said.
But he was refused.
Sixty years later, he died…
February 21st, 2008 at 3:48 am
dont marry a person who you love
marry a person who love you
but whatever you do
you will regret it later
….??????…..
March 9th, 2008 at 1:36 am
a man was once burried in remote place that nobody else was ever laid to rest, how ever one day, another body was laid next to him, so he started to scrumble, to make contact with his frist neighbor, and asked these questions
1-what did they call you sir?
2- how were the things back there?
3- did they finally get a cure for Aids?
4- did the people trust one onother yet?
and many more, untill the new corpse got irritated and said shut up idiot,
August 9th, 2008 at 7:52 am
wonderful