Comments on: Joke

By: Risti, A 2006 PSIK UR

Risti, A 2006 PSIK UR — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:20:42 +0000

today,, I feel more confident study at nursing program in University of Riau (UR),
I am so happy, because I can learn so many thing about health, how to promote our health, how to prevent and other thing….
beside that, in PSIK I also have best friends and best lecture,,,
they always give me motivation to do the best….

What about you??
do happy with your conditions today????

By: indri n' phoe A'06 PSIK UR

indri n' phoe A'06 PSIK UR — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:06:05 +0000

indri ask phoe: do you know why the little pig walk with the head bow?

phoe: mmmm,,,maybe because the head is too heavy for him

indri: ohh,,,of course it is not the reason.

phoe: ok,i am not a pig so that i don’t know about the reason

indri: but don’t you want to try to answer?

phoe:ok,i think it because he want to looks the street

indri:no, the reason is he felt shame because his mother is a PIG

phoe:#@*$#^%$#^&

By: ijaw and vella A 06 PSIK UR

ijaw and vella A 06 PSIK UR — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:56:23 +0000

vella: ijaw…. do you know why does Superman always wear costume with ‘S’ as his symbol??
ijaw: (thinking hard and harder)ummmm….
because Superman start with S….
vella:no it’s wrong,,try your best…
ijaw:may be S for “Sexy”..
vella:no,,,, because if he use XL, it’s will be too large for him….
ijaw:ough!

By: shirly

shirly — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:13:04 +0000

I want to learn english . I came united state miami 2 years ago

By: Mohammad Rawoof

Mohammad Rawoof — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:22:23 +0000

A biology teacher is disturbed by some of his class students who are making noice during lessons and don’t listen to the teacher. and while they are asked for answering a questions, they stay calm and can’t answer. one day the teacher came and told to his students that next day if any of you don’t answer my questions, he has to pay 10-Afs penalty to me…. so the class continues and the teacher collects money from the students. one day a student asked the teacher that while we don’t answer your questions, the we pay you 10-Afs but when you don’t answer our questions then? the teacher bravely replied, I will pay you 1000-Afs. then another day when the teacher got his 2000-Afs salary and entered to the class, the same student immediately asked the teacher, Sir: I have a question for you… the teacher said, yes, what is question. student said: where are those camels found that are in the size of cat? the teacher is thinking, thinking… and thinking… but could’nt answer. so the student asked for the 1000-Afs (Penalty money). So the teacher very sadly took out 1000-Afs from his pocket and gave it to the student. then immediately the teacher asked the student that now you tell me “where are those camels found that are in the size of cat”… so the student just answered him that sorry sir I don’t know and this is 10-Afs for my penalty.

Thanks,
rawoofscuk_admn@yahoo.com

By: Salva

Salva — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:02:02 +0000

Hyna told his frind that,there is nothing that can make him cry.Two days after, they went to the morning place because his mother’s friend definitely died. On their way, he eat a scorpion and the scorpion stung his month then , he stated to cry, who is the creator of this animal,he said.it is god replied his frind.Is there any femal sex that can give birth to this animal? he asked again.Finally, he said I am crying because of your mother not because of the scorpion sting… do you undestand this joke?

By: xx.boy.tc.xx@live.com

xx.boy.tc.xx@live.com — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:32:02 +0000

why the bjondine dont do the home work………????? cos she live in the flat

By: xx.boy.tc.xx@live.com

xx.boy.tc.xx@live.com — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:30:12 +0000

in kosova….one boy met a famous person and ask him why you are famous he say: i didnt go to school…..it’s hard to understand

By: manikandan

manikandan — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:57:53 +0000

The boy prayed: oh god give me 1 bag full of money a job, 1 big vehile and many girls. god said: ur wish is ful filled.

The boy become a conductor in ladies bus….

Did u undarstand???

By: manikandan

manikandan — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:52:59 +0000

A little Devil came and asked me…. i want to trouble some good people. i suggested your name. it slapped me and told we dont play with our boss….

By: Kiba's Girl

Kiba's Girl — Sat, 23 May 2009 14:17:45 +0000

Your jokes are awesome but too long!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:58:51 +0000

there was a lot of fish in the water, but suddenly they disappeared. Why?

-A lion in the fridge was fallen off and dive to the water.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:57:43 +0000

there was an party for animals.
What didn’t come to the party?

-lion

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:57:00 +0000

A airplane was falling down, and there was an announcement sayin ‘if something heavy fall off from the aeroplane, we all can live.’
what fell off from the aeroplane?

-lion in fridge

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:55:10 +0000

how to put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
-open , put it in , and close the door.

how to put an lion in the fridge in 4 steps?
-open, take the elephant out, put the lion in, and close the door