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By: shirly

shirly — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:13:04 +0000

I want to learn english . I came united state miami 2 years ago

By: Mohammad Rawoof

Mohammad Rawoof — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:22:23 +0000

A biology teacher is disturbed by some of his class students who are making noice during lessons and don’t listen to the teacher. and while they are asked for answering a questions, they stay calm and can’t answer. one day the teacher came and told to his students that next day if any of you don’t answer my questions, he has to pay 10-Afs penalty to me…. so the class continues and the teacher collects money from the students. one day a student asked the teacher that while we don’t answer your questions, the we pay you 10-Afs but when you don’t answer our questions then? the teacher bravely replied, I will pay you 1000-Afs. then another day when the teacher got his 2000-Afs salary and entered to the class, the same student immediately asked the teacher, Sir: I have a question for you… the teacher said, yes, what is question. student said: where are those camels found that are in the size of cat? the teacher is thinking, thinking… and thinking… but could’nt answer. so the student asked for the 1000-Afs (Penalty money). So the teacher very sadly took out 1000-Afs from his pocket and gave it to the student. then immediately the teacher asked the student that now you tell me “where are those camels found that are in the size of cat”… so the student just answered him that sorry sir I don’t know and this is 10-Afs for my penalty.

Thanks,
rawoofscuk_admn@yahoo.com

By: Salva

Salva — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:02:02 +0000

Hyna told his frind that,there is nothing that can make him cry.Two days after, they went to the morning place because his mother’s friend definitely died. On their way, he eat a scorpion and the scorpion stung his month then , he stated to cry, who is the creator of this animal,he said.it is god replied his frind.Is there any femal sex that can give birth to this animal? he asked again.Finally, he said I am crying because of your mother not because of the scorpion sting… do you undestand this joke?

By: xx.boy.tc.xx@live.com

xx.boy.tc.xx@live.com — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:32:02 +0000

why the bjondine dont do the home work………????? cos she live in the flat

By: xx.boy.tc.xx@live.com

xx.boy.tc.xx@live.com — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:30:12 +0000

in kosova….one boy met a famous person and ask him why you are famous he say: i didnt go to school…..it’s hard to understand

By: manikandan

manikandan — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:57:53 +0000

The boy prayed: oh god give me 1 bag full of money a job, 1 big vehile and many girls. god said: ur wish is ful filled.

The boy become a conductor in ladies bus….

Did u undarstand???

By: manikandan

manikandan — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:52:59 +0000

A little Devil came and asked me…. i want to trouble some good people. i suggested your name. it slapped me and told we dont play with our boss….

By: Kiba's Girl

Kiba's Girl — Sat, 23 May 2009 14:17:45 +0000

Your jokes are awesome but too long!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:58:51 +0000

there was a lot of fish in the water, but suddenly they disappeared. Why?

-A lion in the fridge was fallen off and dive to the water.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:57:43 +0000

there was an party for animals.
What didn’t come to the party?

-lion

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:57:00 +0000

A airplane was falling down, and there was an announcement sayin ‘if something heavy fall off from the aeroplane, we all can live.’
what fell off from the aeroplane?

-lion in fridge

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 23:55:10 +0000

how to put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
-open , put it in , and close the door.

how to put an lion in the fridge in 4 steps?
-open, take the elephant out, put the lion in, and close the door

By: Linda k hollywood

Linda k hollywood — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:50:08 +0000

To day I have a funny joke to make you laugh
This joke may be hazardous to your bad mood.
Read with caution.
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one that drank Canada Dry!
What do fashion fab frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
The elephant’s shadow.
How does an elephant get out of a small car?
The same way he got in.
Why would you take a bear to the zoo?
Because he’d rather go to the movies.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Coka Koala!
What is the favorite meal?
Baked being!
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event!
Lions eat people on what day?
Chewsday!
What do tiger sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells,jungle bells.
Why do cheetahs eat raw meat?
Because they can’t cook!
What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?
Chocolate chimp!
What do you call a naughty monkey?
A badboon!
What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You’re the purrfect cat for me!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrrple.
Hope my funny joke can make you smile or make you frustrate! Hu..La…La…Ha…..5555555

Best Wish everyone!
Linda K (Hollywood)

By: lananh

lananh — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:27:18 +0000

one moring i was on the subway to school with my friend,we sit at the end of the train, it’s was very quiet, beacause everybody were doing there own business,sudently i heard a very weird sound: boop boop boop SIzzzzzzzz… ( can you imagine what’s mean) it came from my friend.And everyone trun to look at us, of coz my friend didn’t know what’s going on beacuase he was listening to music by his ipot, oh my god this is so ashmed,( he farted), on the way to class i couldn’t stop laughing, and when i told him whatwas happend, he srated to explain , that was he though they opened the music on the train, so he just waited when the the musical play the bass part, and it was so lound enough for him to do it,coz there wont be anyone can hear that sound comes from him, but unfortunatly it’s only him who listening to his own music . and hahahah hihihihi.from that day i name for that thing is IPOT FARTING

By: Linda k hollywood

Linda k hollywood — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:45:15 +0000

Money become first.
Love followed when you got money.
Sex’s later if you rich.
Is not a Joke and make you smile.

Bye-Bye
Linda k